All Hail The Cable Guy

I'm up and running.

Cooking with grease.

Downloading at many, many megabits per second.

Yes, the cable guy arrived this morning and hooked my shit all up.

And to add excellence to this ecstasy, he arrived at the very beginning of the 4 hour scheduled window. He was supposed to be here somewhere between 10 am and 2 pm.

Normally, I'd just assume that he'd get here at 1:55. But for perhaps the first time in human history, the cable guy arrived at the very beginning of that alloted time window. In fact, he was even a few minutes early.

I almost kissed him.

I guess I'm glad I didn't, as I'm not so sure how that would have gone over. But with my internet fired up and humming along ever so nicely, I don't think I would have even felt the sharp pain of his fist against my jaw.