These people have been openly plotting a global environmental catastrophe for almost 150 years (founded in 1866). There definitely aren'...

So I did, in fact, get the iPhone 4S on Friday - pre-ordered and delivered to my door. No waiting in line required. It was a beautiful exper...

With unemployment at a very shitty 9.1%, a double-dip recession looming, the Phillies knocked out of the playoffs prematurely, and the relea...

( Volume 1 in a possible series - depending on what other interesting stuff I find to drink ) Despite the label, strange-nosed, ethnic-looki...

The Mill's new biggest fan? ( It's rare that a single man wields such tremendous power over both what we perceive as reality, and th...

My wife and I joined the elite, highly-stressed, constantly worried about being foreclosed, risk-taking club of first-time homebuyers about ...

We are both in our 30’s. We both (currently) like dogs. We both really like the Eagles. We are approximately the same height. We throw thing...

Ikea, the bastard offspring of Odin and a giant boar, is a mighty magical being of incredible strength. Ikea has the ability to control the ...

Your legs are like jets, your arm is a rocket. Bad Michael Vick - doggie’s tail in a socket. Better Mike Vick – he’s kind and humane. Best M...

If the job was all mine, and thankful it’s not, And BP allowed me to give it a shot, I’d dive down so deep, stuff that billowing pit, With g...